
Monkey: "Mom? Will my feet ever touch the ground?"
Me, puzzled: "Soph, um, your feet are touching the ground right now..."
Monkey: "No, no, no, I mean when I sit on the toilet!"
Me: "Ohhhhh, well, yes, sure, eventually they will."
Monkey: "Oh, good." (sounding very relieved) "Because that's a very awkward hop"
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