Sometimes, I dream with my eyes open

 

 

The Monkey:  "Momma, Sometimes I dream with my eyes open"

Me (sighing): "Yeah, kiddo, me too"

The Monkey: "Why do you say it like it's a bad thing? That's Magic".

shit. schooled by my five-year-old.

Again.

 



Solving Puzzzles

The Monkey was home sick the other day.

The bulk of our day was spend spoon-feeding Tylenol and curling up on the couch trying to sleep it all off. They’re so sad and pathetic when they’re burning up with fever, you know? At one point; however, the girl thought she might be feeling better and requested we do a puzzle.

And a good 10 or 15 minutes into putting together a slew of Disney Princesses and Kitty Cats and such, The Monkey half turns to me and says:

“it’s a lot like God, isn’t it?”

“What is sweets? Puzzles you mean?”

“Yep” she replies stoically.

“ Because they’re difficult to put together?”

“No mom,” she replies with a heavy and somewhat disgusted sigh and small shake of her head. “Because there are so many different pieces. I mean. I have one piece and you have one piece and maybe there could be, like, Angel from my class at school that could be helping or something and she could have a piece. You know?”

I just wait…hoping she’ll elaborate if I nod and smile a little

“Because we don’t get to see the picture until it’s all done, but we all have different pieces. And all our pieces look different, but they’re all to the same puzzle.”

Mind. Blown.

My five-year-old just schooled me on religion.

I don’t know why it’s always such a revelation when children say intelligent things. At this point in their development I should be innured to the shock of The Munchkins saying something so completely sensible. Kids just have a different way of looking at the world I suppose. They relate everything back to their level, back to what they know. And I think that, as adults, we try and ‘smarten up’ our statements on life. After attending 12+ years of school and reading thousands of books, I’ve somehow trained myself to think that anything of a philosophical nature that comes out of my mouth better be backed by some research and include some name dropping and citation of knowledgeable sources. And, inevitably, I fall flat on my face, because in this approach, I just make the abstract more abstract. Whereas kids, at least in my experience, make the most sense because they make the abstract more concrete. Kids play with puzzles. God is a puzzle. Got it. Locked down. Moving on. No crisis of faith here, people. She gets it.

And who am I to say she’s wrong? I dig it. God is a puzzle. Makes as much sense as anything I learned in the past 30 years. I need to remember to listen more and assume less… I learn more this way. Especially from my children.

The Awkward Hop

Monkey: "Mom? Will my feet ever touch the ground?"

Me, puzzled: "Soph, um, your feet are touching the ground right now..."

Monkey: "No, no, no, I mean when I sit on the toilet!"

Me: "Ohhhhh, well, yes, sure, eventually they will."

Monkey: "Oh, good." (sounding very relieved) "Because that's a very awkward hop"

Crooked Little Monkey

Poor Monkey, she had to take a trip to Riley Monday for some tests.

She was a real trooper.

And let me, for a moment, rave on and on about the staff at Riley Hospital.

We were only there for outpatient testing. And it would follow that a Children's Hospital would have a kind, patient, tot-centric staff and decor, but Riley just goes above and beyond in my opinion.

With every room we visited, every doctor, nurse and tech we spoke with, they took care to address both us as parents and Monkey. They calmly addressed any questions we all had and couched terms in a kid-friendly way. I just can't say enough good things about that place. Truly.

Also, there is something just sad and pathetic and, okay, a touch hilarious about watching your kid come 'round from anesthesia. I'm not gonna lie, we giggled a little through suspiciously tear-blurred looks across the hospital bed.

And, lest everyone think Monkey had a completely horrid day, let's allay those fears right now.

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

When asked where she'd like to go for lunch, assuming we'd end up somewhere with kids meals and playlands, we were pleasently surprised with The Monkey requested Noodles & Company. Hah. That kid is just an odd duck. But I love it.